Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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