VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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