If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
