I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
