I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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