we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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