I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He felt like a one man threesome
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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