I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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