you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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