Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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