even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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