Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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