But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
What a dumb baby whore.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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