just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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