And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she pinky promised me she was 18
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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