I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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