ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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