Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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