I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
love makes seman taste better
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
