Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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