When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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