Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
