I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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