All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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