I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
