You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
