I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Randomize
