but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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