Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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