I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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