I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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