I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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