i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
At least life still wants to fuck me.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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