Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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