I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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