new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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