Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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