It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
vagina is talking i cant
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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