my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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