honey bunches of taint.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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