Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just want to make out with him forever
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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