she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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