So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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