So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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