I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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