Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
