Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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