She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
