Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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