You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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